Thatblacknerd’s eWill

In the event of my untimely death, I have created this eWill to force the living to do my bidding. In order for any of my assets and insurance money to be given out, this one act must be preformed.

Weldon Morris and Scott McDonald must recreate the scene from the Big Lebowski with Donny’s ashes in the event of my death. Scott McDonald has offered to play the role of John Goodman and Weldon Morris must play the part of the Dude. I will be playing the part of Donny’s ashes, and my real ashes must be blown onto Weldon’s face. This is the most important part. It must be my actual ashes that land on Weldon’s face for any of my insurance money to be given to anyone. This event must also be recorded and posted on YouTube.

Without all parts of this task completed all my money must be burned in the favelas of Brazil like that scene in Fast Five, Weldon must also be hunted down by the Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson for the rest of his life. If Dwayne isn’t available Dog the Bounty Hunter will suffice. 20% of the insurance money must be portioned to pay Dwayne (2% if it is Dog.) This last line must be read to Weldon at the estate hearing:

“Your choice Mr. Morris. Taste my ashes or be hunted down for the rest of your life.”

If the technology used to make the Tupac hologram is commercially available at this time, use that instead. Please have hologram Ify wearing a trench coat and a mesh tank top.

A Few Minutes of Your Time going strong!

This time last week I posted the first video in this weekly series, and I even posted daily to kick it off, now I’m posting this weeks video and the last of the pre recorded episodes. From this point on I will be answering listener questions in the videos. I’m excited and you should be too! If you haven’t figured out the e-mail for the listener questions yet, it’s inwadiwe[at]thatblacknerd.com. I look forward to answering your questions!

A Few Minutes of Your Time

If you’re a reader of my blog, then you’ve already given me a lot more than a few minutes of your time, but I recently went ahead and released a video blog series that I’ve wanted to make for quite some time. It’s not to be taken seriously, but to watch and listen to for laughs. I hope you enjoy this as much as I did making this. Either way, I’m releasing an episode everyday this week to launch it, but after that it will be released weekly. Enjoy!

Monster Mashup’s Lost Angel Project

As always, I’m posting some new and upcoming artist who released his music for free. Monster Mashup is a group consisting of two MCs, a guitarist, and a DJ. With a combination like that, you can only expect to love the beats along with the lyrics. F.A.C.E., one of the front man, is heavily inspired by comics books, which is really what brought them to my attention. If you listen to some of the tracks you’ll hear some references to video game and comic book characters. This mixtape has touched almost every style of hip hop; with “They Know” having a nice  old school hip hop feel, to “Wicked” switching it up and having a fast paced contemporary flow. Whatever your listening poison may be, you’re sure to dig any of the tracks on this mixtape. Click the photo to download the mixtape, or listen to the whole mixtape here!

Oh, and did I mention that they have show coming up?

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Level 85: The beginning of the end[game]

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Introduction

For the past few days, I’ve noticed an increasing number of posts about hitting level 85 and gearing up. I’ve been playing the game since the Burning Crusade expansion (common referred to on the forums as BC) and have been constantly trying to level up since then. BC is often regarded by some players as “the best expansion in World of Warcraft”, but I wouldn’t know; I spent most of BC begging my guildees for runs through dungeons and gold for the lvl 18 white gear sold by the NPCs. My best friend was keeping me updated on Heroics and how awesome it was and told me to keep at it. I eventually gave up when I bought an Xbox 360 and was consumed by the wide array of FPS games that required little to no dedication. I eventually came back to WoW when I discovered another one of my friends was into it. By this time, Wrath of the Lich King (WotLK) was released and I was able to level to 80, but this was also when leveling from 1-70 was made pretty easy. I logged on more often than I did when I played during BC; logged on to find my buddy constantly cheering me on was a huge help, and eventually I finally hit 80. I was excited and sent my friend a whisper asking “Want to raid?” Much to my chagrin, it wasn’t that easy. This was also before dungeon finder, so I had to either ask a guildee or pug them. I also only had a chance to run them once a week. So gearing up took a lot longer than it took me to gear up in Cata. After all this I finally was able to raid, running all the 10 mans I could to get enough to raid Trial of the Crusader 10 man. Then it happened, the patch that let you kill the Lich King was released, and with it Dungeon Finder. Dungeon Finder introduced a whole new type of attitude to Heroics, with the ability to return to your server without consequence, came the ability to be a jerk. Old school Heroics were a bit more respectful since you ran the risk of ruining your reputation on the server, now that risk was gone and it showed. Bad attitudes aside, Dungeon Finder made the gearing up process so much faster, but you were only rewarded a frost badge, WothLK’s equivalent of Valor, a day. Fast forward to the release of Cataclysm, I was on hiatus for a while and rejoined up during the Trolls patch. I had to level from 80 to 85 and regear all over again, so to say I know a little bit about gearing up is an understatement. I don’t, however, consider my self a super top tier player. I completed DS 10 8/8 only last week and I suck at Arena. I’m a great tank and I think I’ve played enough, and talked with enough player to dole out the advice I’m about to give. I don’t expect everyone to agree and I don’t believe this may be the fastest way. I do, however, believe that gearing up this way will give you a better experience in the game and will keep you from getting discouraged.

Finally 85, what’s next?

You did it! You hit level 85 and you have reached what is commonly referred to as the endgame. You’ve read about heroics and raids, and you’ve gotten increasingly more excited as this day drew closer, but where do you start?Well the first thing you should do is go to Stormwind, take the portal to Hyjal and start on the quest line that will lead to the Fireland dailies. The Hyjal quest line leads up to the Fireland raid, you also get an awesome cloak from Thrall that will probably last you a while. The Fireland dailies are awesome because they are all in one place and are a great way to make money. The sooner you get the quest line leading up to this, the sooner you get to earning roughly three hundred gold a day. If you’re reading this before you hit 85, head over to Hyjal around level 83.

You may also want to consider hitting the level cap with your professions at this time too, you’re going to make gearing up a bit easier if you can craft your own gear.

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This Saturday! Another Cherry Spitz Show?

Damn right! Make sure you bring a friend or two to join you in laughter.

What you’ve missed.

I’ve been busy behind the scenes with blog tweaks and grabbing new content. In truth, it’s in preparation for San Diego Comic Con. I’ll be back to my regularly scheduled daily updates next week, but I’ll try to keep you guys updated with news on improv, comics, and video games this week. If you haven’t subscribed to my podcasts yet then you’ve probably missed these great episodes!

Self Indulgent Podcast: Ep. 91 “Malt Liquor Elitist”

I Sat in on this show a few weeks ago, it was beautiful and there is tons of information about me that you didn’t know you wanted to know in here. Enjoy it, I sure did.

The Harbinger: Ep. 13 “The Harbinger’s 2012 BioWare Birthday Bash!”

This is probably going to be the most dated, but worth a listen. Back in February the Harbinger guys threw me and Captain Maaaan a party and I had a blast, but you can feel like you were a part of the action by listening in.

The New Invincible [Bigger and Blacker]

Cherry Spitz vs Laugh Chance

A Valentine’s gift from me, to you.

The Cherry Spitz Podcast 100th Episode

We finally hit the 100 mark at the Cherry Spitz podcast and made sure we recorded it with a bang. In front of a live audience, the whole gang gathers around for a heart to heart. Tons of laughs and chuckles ensue, in what can only be called our best episode yet! I enjoyed this, and hopefully listening to this will get you to come to the next live recording.

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Big thanks to those that came out to this. It was easily one of our finest moments as a podcast. We look forward to slinging out hundreds more!